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“hola” from a very hot

and sunny costa

 

Peter Briggs, pictured here, is a former mounted branch officer who, having enjoyed many years sailing after retirement, has swallowed the anchor and now lives in Spain.  I asked him recently if he had any words of advice to offer former colleagues who may be thinking of settling there; this was his amusing response.

 

(Other than Peter, can anybody reading this article to name the horse?  Answers to londonnarpo.website@gmx.co.uk )

 

 

As August draws to a close the tourists are returning to their normal lives and things will once again settle down here on the Costa.   Next week we will be able to find a parking space in the supermarket car park and we won’t have to leave early because the tortuous one hour journey home will become 5 minutes again (and no longer will we have to worry that the air conditioning unit might pack up).

 

Prices will return to normal and, after next week, we will have to get used to the supermarkets and shops not opening on Sunday as is the way in this strongly religious country.  Despite this, however, I doubt that the confessionals in the churches will be full of all the local ‘businessmen’ who have been ripping us off these last 3 months.

 

I live in the very British area of Benavista (no Spanish required) which is near the holiday resort of Estepona.   In the little shopping centre opposite me we enjoy our English style cafes serving instant coffee and PG Tips; we have Simpson’s Butchers, Carols Card shop, The Gastro Pub, a beauty shop with no sun beds (I wonder why?), Iceland, Vic’s British Store, an English bed and linen shop, 5 Chinese restaurants, 3 curry houses, 2 chippies, an estate agents, an insurance brokers, the all important electrical shop selling Sky satellite systems and even a Barclays Bank, all under the unrelenting rays of the sun….. I love it!

 

If I attempted to write anything about living here in modern Spain, my attempt surely would be doomed to disaster.   Rules, regulations and EU laws all appear to be subject to the individual interpretations of the local authorities, which are dominated by the local mayors and their political parties.   The customary way of achieving anything out here used to include ‘paying off’ the officials at the local “Ayutamiento” but with all the recent corruption scandals even this has reverted to a red haze.  So, any advice I might have to persons thinking of a retirement here would hardly fill a paragraph, (well, it already has Peter!).

 

Pack your bags in your car (no luggage restrictions apply!), wave as the white cliffs disappear behind you and drive down here through Europe avoiding the toll roads if you are short of a few Euros.  Stop where the mood takes you and stay where you find it most interesting.   Rent somewhere, stay for a week, a month or a year!   Talk to the locals in the area you like and then consider the ‘pros’ and the ‘cons’ because there will inevitably be a few.

 

Never, never just buy somewhere in Spain just because you have previously enjoyed a holiday there.  Living in Spain carries all the worries and hassles of living anywhere.   What you will save on heating you will spend on air conditioning (well, after the first summer anyway).  There’s not much difference in the overall day to day living costs and, a bit like life at sea I suppose, there are sharks to look out for, especially the smooth talking variety!

 

At the moment property prices here are very competitive; long term investment opportunities are good but individual lifetime hopes are just the same here as anywhere else on earth.  So I can’t offer any advice and, as for my literary skills, I now have time to read a lot; I notice that most ‘authors’ use many words when one word will do.

 

(Article submitted 2nd September 2010)

 

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